Well as many of us lose our jobs and start to wonder where this is all heading I have come up with a short list of the jobs that are not going away anytime too soon.
Staff at unemployment offices
Banking Legal staff
Police force and theft detectives
Walmart grocery departments/corporate foods...'cheap' not necessarily healthy
Health care services, psychological therapy, Diabetes clinics
Staff at homeless/food shelters
Online pornography ... unemployed sitting around with nothing else to do but browse T & A
Military missile companies / strategic defense installation corps
Handgun and Ammo companies/ distributors
Repossession agencies
Sign companies that produce...."Home for Sale by Owner"
U-haul and Budget truck rentals..... when you have to move out because the bank says so
Tent and camping supply sales.... most likely big box/corporate like REI, of Cabellas.... they're 'cheapest' even though they reduce local sporting goods employee hirings
Electronic surveillance camera companies
Electronic gate installation companies
IRS collection agencies
Large Pick-up truck SUV sales like ford, and Dodge etc.... every man and woman still need a big truck/SUV even if unemployed...worse on gas, if that makes sense
Huge flat screen TVs....like porn nobody has anything to do but watch Seinfeld reruns, Cage Fighting, or other shows that simulate life that you aren't living from your couch. 'Lives of the rich and famous'?
Credit card collection agencies
Ramen noodle factories and distribution
Dominoes and MacDonald corporations
Off shore drilling platform construction
Island gated community design and development corporations
Private security corporations /companies
I-Pod retail sales ....even if your broke you need your own I-pod....get with the times bro
Home brewing and Alcohol stills
Cheap wine/beer/liquor sales, distribution, advertising
Cheap anti-depressant knock-off companies
Windmill construction/repair
Natural health production/sales/distribution...you just cant afford to go to the hospital or doctor.
Landfill and waste removal....always a need for more of these employees in our society
In your own Home Tattoo equipment
Do your own boob job equipment
Netflix staff and distribution
Sno tm in a Can....when global warming is fully realized
PicScout staff, copyright legal services, ImageStock/Getty image corporations
Computer gaming production/sales
Marriage counselors, always will need these folks
Divorce Lawyers....always will need these
More Lawyers in general...never can have enough
Bologna production, distribution
Inexpensive elderly care services ....for the aging baby boomers
Butt wipers, bedpan emptiers, cleaning staff
Inexpensive morticians / caskets / crematorium services
Do-it your-self dental production/design/ advertising/production/ distribution
"How to get Rich" DVD series editors/producers/filming staff
Battery recycling center/staff
Toxic water filtering and reuse
Recyclable diaper design/manufacturing/sales
Alternative to Toilet Paper design/marketing
College education Loan councilors
School loan creditor agency and staff
Make your own 'green' non toxic dildo at home
Writers and editors and publishers for books on 'how to live a simple life without debt'
School bus repair/maintenance for all the future ailing buses of the 'regional schools systems of America'
Wii sex video game design/production/distribution for ailing sexual relationships
Aqua culture tuna farming
Natural disaster clean-up and rebuild companies and personnel
More and more Building Code writers and building enforcement personnel
Federal government agency personnel, enforcement
Nuke facilities, be like Homer Simpson.... Obama wants more
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Ditto the "Writers and editors and publishers for books." Everybody these days seems to be doing something "extreme" or "alternative" and then writing a book or making a documentary film about it. Examples I've seen lately are: live for a year in a yurt in the sticks-Alaska; live for a year with zero environmental impact; eat for a year only locally-grown foods; liquidize half of your families assets, give half of the assets to the poor, and learn to live on the remaining half. The easy part of the "alternative-living-write-a-book" scheme is that you only have to do it for one year. That seems a long enough to write a book and a long enough time for most people to think it counts as a "real experience."
ReplyDeleteSo you need to start a new list for "alternative-living-write-a-book" scheme ideas:
I'll start it out...
1. Convert an old trailer into a cool little house, plunk it down somewhere in Bozeman, and live in it for a year
2. Get old Team Kaos into the water, sail around and camp out on islands in Maine for the summer months, then sail it down to the Keys and camp out on Florida islands for the winter months. Survive this for one year.
3. Live in a tent under a highway over-pass for one year
4. Eat "hunter/gatherer" style for one year. Eat only collected berries, roots, caught fish, killed rabbits, etc.